It was an amazing night, I danced so hard that it had achey DOMS legs all the next day. At one point I started doing the puppet master dance and I got a group of spectators cheering me on!
I also played the funniest joke ever. Not to be big headed but the comic timing was spot on. In type I'm sure it's not that funny but to be there was quality.
I was wearing a flashing light ring. After going to the loo I found the gents didn't have any taps for hand washing so I went in the lady's. some girl came up to me asking for my ring, I really didn't want to loose it so I tried to talk her out of it. The girl got more and more persuasive and demanding, a little aggressive to be honest.
So I took a knee, held the ring as to propose and said, in my best Hugh Grant accent something along the lines of "since the moment we met I have known you're the one for me. You have changed my life. Will you marry me?"
She smiled, finally getting the ring, held out her hand and started to slip her finger into the ring. As she made contact with the ring I jumped up as fast as I could flicked her the v's shouted 'not really you silly cunt' and ran out of the bathroom.
Yes it's crude, yes it's both juvenile and nasty. I'm not proud of myself.
But it was hilarious!
The rest of the night was quality, the samba band in one of the rooms were wearing zebra heads, a sign of a good band I feel.
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