Richard and I set out on our adventure, first crossing the High Atlas mountain range. We stopped in a few places to admire the amazing views of sweeping dusty mountains and deep sandy valleys.
At one of these stops I was hassled by a street vender selling crystals and fossils, I was really polite. Refusing his shitty wears but he was very persistent. Demanding i name my price.
Eventually I said 2 derham (14p) a price too low to get rid of him.
This did not work, he told me to 'eat shit' but in such a calm manner like saying 'fancy a pint'
I had to confirm, "did you just tell me to eat shit?"
"Yeas" he said nodding and continuing to show me his stone.
Very strange!
We passed the time playing more 'would you rather?'
Highlights were:
Constantly be hounded by hairy ugly middle aged women for sexual favours (like their Justin Beiber)
V
Constantly having a boner
Live ground hog day
V
Wake up in a different place in the world every time you sleep
Have a tail
V
Only eat snack food
Some interesting stuff I think you'll agree!
We also stopped at more of the spectacular canyons and also at a Kasbah on top of a mountain, it was so windy I could hardly stand, but the views and the houses around we're spectacular.
For lunch we stopped near Morocco's answer to Hollywood, a film set were a few sevens from gladiator were filmed and errrrr.... A bit of the mummy... And err... Plenty of b grade 60s movies!
We went to the museum any way and had a great time pissing around on the sets. Unfortunately we did not have time for the fancy dress section, that's right FANCY DRESS SECTION best museum ever.
Well, so shit it's good.
We then hopped back on the bus for a cheeky 4 hours and arrived at our first hotel near the Monkey Fingers. A rock formation that looks like thousands of monkey fingers with a oasis of dense vegetation and palm trees.
We then had a lovely meal with some guys on our tour from china before Richard and I played cards for the evening.
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