Saturday, 26 October 2013

The odd couple

I couldn't possibly leave these two out of my blog, a young couple; Ryan and Lizzy from Manchester were bloody hilarious. What a pairing. Both of them were really nice and this post is not designed to offend or speak in a derogatory fashion but it may get close to the line!

Ryan is the most stereotypical Brit abroad, Lizzy is the single most high maintenance girl I have ever met. 

On first meeting with Ryan, he introduced himself with "hi mate, I'm Ryan. That's Lizzy, she was a size six when I met her." How do you respond to that.

He also told me how she hates doing exercise and even pensioners overtake them when they were walking around the bays caves.

After we got back in the two man Kayaks "Lizzy doesn't paddle," in Ryan's words, so she sat in the front of the kayak pointing where she wants to go and Ryan paddles her there shaking his head.

Other highlights included Ryan commenting that Lizzy just sits around all day eating and smoking. In which Lizzys response was to smile and raise her hands in a 'what am I like' fashion. Ryan also lost his shit at breakfast as he had been traveling three days so far and had been given eggs for breakfast every day. " more fucking eggs! I can't deal with more eggs, take my plate away, I don't even want to look at them." 

Brilliant, enjoy the next 3 months travelling together guys!

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