The whole crew from Sorrento, Italy, back together again!
We had a really cool evening swapping travel stories and chewing down on Kangeroo burgers!
Yesterday, however, was far less civilized.
After working hard all day Friday; and having a lovley little nap I headed down to the bar. When I got there I found a private party all wearing wristbands for free beer. It looked like who ever had been dishing them out had got a bit lazy and left a few discarded at one of the tables. I snatched them up with vigour and gave the spare to my workmate Katelin. We then proceeded to 'get on it'!
After a few free pints we headed down to a club on the Main Street. The club had very strange entertainers. Up on stage they had a pair of 'twerkers' -twerking for the uninitiated are women who can shake there bums really really quickly so it looks like they are vibrating, while the rest of their body's stay completely still-.
Obviously I crashed the party and shook my booty with all the flair I could muster.
Here's a tip for any budding party goers... When your all ready half cut, don't start doing rounds with northern girls.
The rest of the night included sneaking up and nibbling on Katelins nose, motor boating Amy and figuring out, with Nick, that the reason we don't get the ladies is because they like to be treated mean. So we walked round calling people very naughty names.
Surprisingly this worked! But as a girl went to give me a kiss I got distracted by her incredibly soft hair. So mid lean I complimented her on this and made her turn around so I could stroke it. This didn't go very well and I was soon back with Nick again!
After a night full of mischief it took Nick, Louise and I over an hour to walk the short trip home. This was due to me attempting and failing, several times, to perform the dirty dancing lift with Louise. Luckily she didn't end up on the floor on in a ceiling, making it one of the more successful attempts I have made!
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