It was a 'shit shirt' theme. So I went in my best 14 year old boys comic book pyjama shirt. We played a few drinking games and had a good old dance. I think we dominated the dance floor because of our awesome moves that no one else could compete with. Rather than being weird, shit and terrifying.
Nick, Liv and I went to the night club (little rock) and continued to do shots for about an hour before taking on their dance floor. We very soon had a very roomy section to move for some unknown reason. Then on kicking out time we decided to jump in a strangers car. Who had clearly come to pick up their daughter.
We hopped in and politely asked; "so, where are we off to?" There was a lot of screaming. Apparently two males in their late twenties getting in the back of your car and asking you to drive can be quite traumatic. Even if we were both dressed like Noel Edmonds.
Eventually we got out and the screaming subsided. They then shouted out their window that we were idiots and could have been driven off and raped and killed. I responded with the only natural answer to that theory. I pulled my top up, rubbed my nipple biting my other finger and said to the huge middle aged Maori woman "well maybe you should have done. I'm sure we would have both liked it..." Before we ran away laughing.
I then gate crashed my neighbours house keeping them up till 6 in the morning talking shit.
On Friday this week Dave and I went to nature land zoo. We wanted to see the oldest reptile species in the world. It also has three eyes. Unfortunatly it was hibernating.
We still had a good time. Whilst we were in the avery I got talking to a keeper who showed us round. We got to talk to a parrot, have another parrot on our shoulder and hold two of the Australian lizards. Pretty cool all in all.
Saturday night I went and watched an English folk band in a Mongolian Yurk with my French friend Coliene.
I also got the job as under 19s Physio for the Tasman Mako's Physio this week
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