New Experiances

On my run this afternoon I Experienced a new wonder, one that I hope I do not have to experience again in a hurry.

On my run, I suddenly became desperate to, er, open my bowels lets say.

I stopped at a pleasant looking cafe that kindly let me use there loo.

I use the term loo loosely, it was a hole in the floor.

 HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE USE THESE!!!

Without going into the mucky details there are three core problems with this toileting style:

1. For the love of god, whatever you do don't get poo in your shorts   

2. Trying to sustain a half squat while simultaneously try to 'de-clench'

3. Because you work so hard on the first two problems, it is impossible to know if you have achieved 'full release'.

Ridiculous!!